She said if I only put the paint on the canvas, then I would just be another overconfident Pratt applicant with a passion for photography and an Instagram full of bad tattoo ideas. She said I had to push outside of conventional boundaries to be an artist.
This beautiful example of nature doing what so many of our moms want to brought a smile to dozens of faces over the years, which would seem like something God would want to happen, but apparently not.
“I was against any sort of association between religious iconography and Uber precisely to prevent these types of questions. Then Jesus came to me in a dream. He told me that I must feed all his children the bread of life. I asked him if I could charge for it and he said yes.”
Do you know any fence sitters who want to join without committing to veganism, but still expect all the benefits of being in a full-fledged coven/sisterhood/support system? You’ve come to the right place.
We literally invented cameras so that people wouldn’t have to do statues anymore, but apparently some weirdos felt compelled to continue sculpting literal tits and asses every day in front of children. I’m here to say “Fuck that” to that. And I am. Fuck that.
I think the Easter Bunny and our Yoshua’s resurrection was all a bit overpowering last weekend; this one’s for the tribe.
Jesus’s trampling was his third worst death since crucifixion, if you factor in his torture during the dark ages and that one time he got hit by a bus outside an Ikea in Cleveland.
The most prominent sound on this plane is the baby crying three rows ahead of my boyfriend and I. Why does no one hold the baby?
Every year I get my shit rocked by some drunk guy from Boston in a Dropkick Murphy’s-and-whiskey fueled rage.
My mission is still so utterly important. I don’t think you understand. My father is Sir Duncan of Dunkin Donuts, and it’s about time that I meet him.
As the saying goes: a penny saved is a second earned, and The Stocks is a game best played fast and loose.
Couldn't make Hofstra's Pride Expo? Not even sure what the hell it is? Nonsense attended the event and asked all the important questions.
Nonsense went out the day before Fall Fest 2016 to see how a music festival is made!
We asked the hard-hitting questions and got all the semi-middling answers!
Nonsense sat down with the chair of the Libertarian Party at Hofstra's Presidential Debate on September Monday 26th!
Wow, I can't believe Fall Fest is already over! We caught up with public opinion at the event Monday September 26th!
Remember Music Fest? It's still kind of fuzzy for us, but one day our memories will be all we'll have left...
“Putting weaponized razors on our springs has clearly proven to be a regrettable mistake,” said Greg Murphy, CEO of Tramp Champs and former Shark Tank contestant.