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Sold my soul to the Dark Arts, didn't even get into Pratt.
Apr 23, 2018
Sold my soul to the Dark Arts, didn't even get into Pratt.
Apr 23, 2018

She said if I only put the paint on the canvas, then I would just be another overconfident Pratt applicant with a passion for photography and an Instagram full of bad tattoo ideas. She said I had to push outside of conventional boundaries to be an artist.

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Apr 23, 2018
These 4 Horses Are In Hell For A Reason
Apr 22, 2018
These 4 Horses Are In Hell For A Reason
Apr 22, 2018

This beautiful example of nature doing what so many of our moms want to brought a smile to dozens of faces over the years, which would seem like something God would want to happen, but apparently not.

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Apr 22, 2018
Mothman Stood Me Up. Again.
Apr 21, 2018
Mothman Stood Me Up. Again.
Apr 21, 2018

I chose love over sex, and that’s where I fucked up.

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Apr 21, 2018
UberEats To Deliver The Body of Christ
Apr 20, 2018
UberEats To Deliver The Body of Christ
Apr 20, 2018

“I was against any sort of association between religious iconography and Uber precisely to prevent these types of questions. Then Jesus came to me in a dream. He told me that I must feed all his children the bread of life. I asked him if I could charge for it and he said yes.”

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Apr 20, 2018
Satan vs. Seitan
Apr 19, 2018
Satan vs. Seitan
Apr 19, 2018

Cannot be bought by love.

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Apr 19, 2018
Top 5 Ways to Keep Summoning Rituals Vegan
Apr 19, 2018
Top 5 Ways to Keep Summoning Rituals Vegan
Apr 19, 2018

Do you know any fence sitters who want to join without committing to veganism, but still expect all the benefits of being in a full-fledged coven/sisterhood/support system? You’ve come to the right place.
 

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Apr 19, 2018
Point - Counterpoint: Statues
Apr 18, 2018
Point - Counterpoint: Statues
Apr 18, 2018

We literally invented cameras so that people wouldn’t have to do statues anymore, but apparently some weirdos felt compelled to continue sculpting literal tits and asses every day in front of children. I’m here to say “Fuck that” to that. And I am. Fuck that.

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Apr 18, 2018
It’s saturday! Congratulate your friends for avoiding leavened bread.
Apr 7, 2018
It’s saturday! Congratulate your friends for avoiding leavened bread.
Apr 7, 2018

I think the Easter Bunny and our Yoshua’s resurrection was all a bit overpowering last weekend; this one’s for the tribe.

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Apr 7, 2018
Five Other Times God Sent His Son To Die (And One Time He Didn't)
Apr 1, 2018
Five Other Times God Sent His Son To Die (And One Time He Didn't)
Apr 1, 2018

Jesus’s trampling was his third worst death since crucifixion, if you factor in his torture during the dark ages and that one time he got hit by a bus outside an Ikea in Cleveland.

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Apr 1, 2018
Rejected Skymall Products
Mar 27, 2018
Rejected Skymall Products
Mar 27, 2018

FREE COPY - TAKE IT AND WE'LL REPLACE IT

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Mar 27, 2018
Spring Break Activated My Maternal Instincts
Mar 26, 2018
Spring Break Activated My Maternal Instincts
Mar 26, 2018

The most prominent sound on this plane is the baby crying three rows ahead of my boyfriend and I. Why does no one hold the baby?

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Mar 26, 2018
Trampoline Company Sued When Springs Break
Mar 23, 2018
Trampoline Company Sued When Springs Break
Mar 23, 2018

“Putting weaponized razors on our springs has clearly proven to be a regrettable mistake,” said Greg Murphy, CEO of Tramp Champs and former Shark Tank contestant.

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Mar 23, 2018
I Drank a Whole Bottle of Scotch and Got My Ass Handed to Me by the Ghost of Saint Patrick
Mar 17, 2018
I Drank a Whole Bottle of Scotch and Got My Ass Handed to Me by the Ghost of Saint Patrick
Mar 17, 2018

Every year I get my shit rocked by some drunk guy from Boston in a Dropkick Murphy’s-and-whiskey fueled rage.

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Mar 17, 2018
Where Do I Obtain Exclusive Access To The Dunkin??
Mar 14, 2018
Where Do I Obtain Exclusive Access To The Dunkin??
Mar 14, 2018

My mission is still so utterly important. I don’t think you understand. My father is Sir Duncan of Dunkin Donuts, and it’s about time that I meet him.

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Mar 14, 2018
We've Sprung Forward And My Daylight Savings Is In Shambles
Mar 11, 2018
We've Sprung Forward And My Daylight Savings Is In Shambles
Mar 11, 2018

As the saying goes: a penny saved is a second earned, and The Stocks is a game best played fast and loose.

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Mar 11, 2018
Featured Videos
Apr 20, 2018
Where to Go for Spring Break
Apr 20, 2018

Stuck on where to go for Spring Break? How about these places?

Apr 20, 2018
Feb 20, 2018
5 Cool Fruits I Bet You Didn't Know About
Feb 20, 2018

Check these cool fruits out!!

Feb 20, 2018
Feb 20, 2018
Nonsense At The Pride Expo
Feb 20, 2018

Couldn't make Hofstra's Pride Expo? Not even sure what the hell it is? Nonsense attended the event and asked all the important questions.

Feb 20, 2018
Feb 20, 2018
The Making Of "Fall Fest 2"
Feb 20, 2018

Nonsense went out the day before Fall Fest 2016 to see how a music festival is made!

Feb 20, 2018
Feb 20, 2018
More Nonsense At The Presidential Debate
Feb 20, 2018

We asked the hard-hitting questions and got all the semi-middling answers!

Feb 20, 2018
Feb 20, 2018
Interview With Libertarian Party Chair Nicholas Sarwark
Feb 20, 2018

Nonsense sat down with the chair of the Libertarian Party at Hofstra's Presidential Debate on September Monday 26th!

Feb 20, 2018
Feb 20, 2018
Nonsense At Fall Fest
Feb 20, 2018

Wow, I can't believe Fall Fest is already over! We caught up with public opinion at the event Monday September 26th!

Feb 20, 2018
Feb 20, 2018
Remembering Music Fest
Feb 20, 2018

Remember Music Fest? It's still kind of fuzzy for us, but one day our memories will be all we'll have left...

Feb 20, 2018

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