Fully immerse yourself in the Honors College. We are your family now. This is your home.

"Now that Mercury is out of retrograde, your toxically-narrow-and-passively -racist-notions-of-sexuality phase is behind you, and you can date this guy!"

"If you ain't got the sauce, ya lost. But sometimes you can get lost IN the sauce." - Gucci Mane

"What’s the big deal behind the whole thing, huh?"

Don't you wish you could use your pathetic hands to sew a new flag? Well too late sucker!

"Sharon from the PTA will not roll her eyes at my rolls ever again!"

Ask Tom Brady, he'll give ya the exact same list!