I had never understood what they meant by, “Read a different book!” until I found it… My new sacred scripture…

But listen, we all make mistakes. 

I was entranced, I was enthralled. I was sweating.

It is almost time for Wayne to emerge anew.

“Here lay the corpse of Ms. Kate Hofstra, First Lady of the Netherlands and Woman Wife of College Man.”

And I can hear the Millennials outside, taunting me with their cries of “hey what’s up you guys” as they livestream the door to my room, biding their time until I run out of food, or willpower…

Fully immerse yourself in the Honors College. We are your family now. This is your home.

"Now that Mercury is out of retrograde, your toxically-narrow-and-passively -racist-notions-of-sexuality phase is behind you, and you can date this guy!"

"If you ain't got the sauce, ya lost. But sometimes you can get lost IN the sauce." - Gucci Mane