You see, the joke here is that beach and bitch are similar words.
Boy oh boy, Uber, you'll get what's coming to you.
I don’t care that you think you shot me. Look at me, cadet. Take a deep whiff of me with your sight sponges. Do you see that I’m more greased up than a baking sheet full of Crisco? I’m caked in the goddamned stuff.
Wait, so who bangs the animated fish?