Thanks for stopping by good 'ol We at Nonsense hold the student body in such high esteem, and no members of the student body are more important than the incoming class of Freshman (Hofstra certainly seems to agree.) That being said, we've decided to put together this little guide for you to help navigate your first week at everyone's favorite blue-and-gold maximum security institution! (if you like what you see, feel free to take a look around the rest of our website!)

Welcome Week 2017 is Thursday, august 31st – Monday September 4, 2017

Students living on campus will move in on Thursday,  August 31st, 2017 and be heavily supervised for the first few days of their stay by older students on a power trip (see Welcome Week Leader below more info). Off Campus and Commuting students will check in at the Intramural Fields on Thursday, August 31st, 2017 between 11am and 12pm, where they will be assigned their GPS-tracking anklets.

Welcome Week Leader

Welcome Week Leaders are volunteers who help our new students navigate Welcome Week by forcibly restraining them and herding them like the cattle they are to a slew of informational events that treat them like children. This position is a great opportunity to build on your co-curricular experience, make new friends, make new enemies, get taught not to subtweet Hofstra, learn about conspiracies, and help the Hofstra community to become a uniform group of like-minded individuals who believe in the everlasting strength of Hofstra's PR team!

Guides & Important Information

Click on one of these links to find out more about Welcome Week!

Welcome Week Schedule

Curious about when and where Welcome Week events are happening? Not sure which ones Hofstra is forcing you to go to? Check it all out here!