Articles

2019

By Heavens, Society!? [on Issuu.com]

2018

The Italian Goodbye [on Issuu.com]

Point/Counterpoint: Eat my Haddock/Eat my Hammock [on Issuu.com]

The Man Who Build [on Issuu.com]

2017

The Secretary of the State-of-the-Art keeps Drafting Me To Paint Ridiculous Portraits of Michelangelo [on Issuu.com]

Humor Isn't Funny Anymore

Everything You Need To Know About A Bull Market [on Issuu.com]

I Thought Ponyo Was Hentai, What Gives? 

"420 Blaze It," Says Burning Monk

Music Review: Future's New Album

An Interview With The "Leather Man" Outside Au Bon Pain

Travel!

2016

Diagnosis: I'm not Michael Phelps

Neil deGrasse Tyson: Point Counterpoint

Personal Space [on Issuu.com]

ISS/ISIS Paradigm Shift

I Can't Stop Looking at Pictures of Crash Bandicoot

Progress! Hofstra Announces Bathrooms Formerly Open To Anyone Now "Gender Inclusive"

Babies Are Cowards [on Issuu.com]

The Truth About Blue's Clues [on Issuu.com]

2015

The War on Independence Day

Hofstra Versus Zombies: Gun Control

A Message To All Students Relax(atives) [on Issuu.com]

Food Reviews: None Pizza With Left Beef

Cool Granpa

Art

2018

Activities (with Victoria Jenkins) [on Issuu.com]

Mystery Wordsearch (with Victoria Jenkins) [on Issuu.com]