You see, the joke here is that beach and bitch are similar words.
Read MoreProtests At Local Middle School To Stop 8th Graders From Saying “Life’s a Beach”
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Ja Rule Excited To Finally Have Captive Audience
Musical artist and TV Dad, Ja Rule, best known for his lead role in 2013 Christian drama film I’m in Love With a Church Girl and also getting cold-cocked by 50 Cent that one time, is back with a brand new business opportunity.
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Underpaid Student Employee Can't Wait To Starve Outside $30M Administrative Building
"I'm so totally stoked!"
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When Life Gets Busy, Put A Bunch Of Shit In A Jar
What the professor did next was even more astonishing.
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Sean Spicer: "I Just Work Here, Okay?"
"I do so know who Hitler is."
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My Grandson Will Ruin You, Uber.
Boy oh boy, Uber, you'll get what's coming to you.
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Adelphi Is Gone
Where the hell did I put that thing!?
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Change Of Scenery? The Islanders Are Looking For A New Home And My Uncle Knows Just The Place
And it's so crazy, it just might work.
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Report: Local Cockroach Living Under Your Bed Thinks You Should Stop Fucking So Loud
"I'm just trying to live my life, and y'all just keep fuckin'." says the roach.
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Weathered Old Man Who Lives By The Sea "Fucks Heavy" With Ghost In The Shell Remake
in Narrative, News, Reflection
The time-haggard man was quoted saying, "Dude, I'm pretty pumped"
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