Who doesn’t enjoy sitting on a warm, sunny beach and feeling the miniscule grains of the Earth, post-erosion, massaging the very delicate corns of their feet?
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Recreation
The 5 Best Places In Kevin’s Beach House To Fuck Kevin’s Girlfriend
in LIfestyle, Recreation, Listicle
It's a shame his place doesn't have a helipad...
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Book Reviews For Wine Moms
in Art, Narrative, Recreation
Pour yourself a glass of that Franzia blush and buckle in, honey! Because this one’s going to be a doozie.
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Aspiring Weed Vlogger, For the Life of Him, Cannot Find Tertiary Hobby To Base Channel On
in LIfestyle, Recreation
Or maybe he just thought it and forgot it again.
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Science Proves There Are Always 420 People Smoking Weed Anywhere In The World At Any Point, And That’s WHY!
in LIfestyle, Recreation
The study, which received an unprecedented number of student volunteer responses, surveyed the habits of cannabis connoisseurs everywhere.
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"420 Blaze It," Says Burning Monk
in LIfestyle, Recreation
We were not told he would be setting himself on fire.
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Party Blackout Allegedly Involved Alcohol-Induced Vomiting, Sbarro’s, And The Commuter Lounge Bathroom
Verbal evidence from my friends and some strangers seems to allegedly suggest that I vomited on a girl, rolled around in some beer, vomited again, and then passed out in the commuter lounge bathroom.
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The 7 Best Places To Fuck On Campus
in Adventure, Dating, LIfestyle, Recreation
We all know what sex is here at Nonsense Humor, and we know the best places to get it down with your significant other when you’re in a hurry. You know, when you don’t feel like walking literally not that far to an actual bed because you love cold dirty floors on your sweaty ass.
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The 12 Supernatural Creatures You’ll Date (Before One Kills You)
in Dating, Listicle, Recreation
We’ve all been there: young, full of human organs and soul that make you irresistible to your standard supernatural creature...
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How Star Trek Saved My Sex Life
We popped the first DVD into the old Toshiba at the foot of our bed. We stripped ourselves of clothing, save for Robert’s nipple pasties. They came in a daily box set. We arranged our bodies side by side, our arms beside us. I remember feeling like a corpse. It felt good...
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