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"Money Is Tight" Says Administrator With Near Million Dollar Salary
"I've crunched all the numbers myself, and there just doesn't seem to be anywhere that we could be making any cuts."
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How To Celebrate the Holidays
This holiday season Nonsense would like to present its readers with a comprehensive guide on how to celebrate the holiday’s. Here it is.
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If Elected President, I Will Personally End All Memes
If elected president by a large percentage of the population who I duped with my clever campaign ads, my first promise to the American people is that I will end all memes. For good.
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Five Guys You Might Have Met On Hofstra's Tinder
in Dating, Hofstra, LIfestyle, Shareable, Social Media
Here's a list of five guys you might have met on Tindr had Hofstra not decided that we were children incapable of choosing our own web content.
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Arm Public Safety: An Editorial
in Hofstra, LIfestyle, Recreation
Friendly neighborhood Public Safety Officer Steve Sourdough weighs in.
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Local Bar Alone
in Hofstra, LIfestyle, Recreation
It's been 30 years since I graduated from Hofstra and I'm 52.
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My Spring Awakening
My search for a father pitched me a ball I never intended to catch.
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I Have No Job And I Must Scream
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19: the age of discovery. The halfway point between life and death.
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7 Cool Snapbacks You Need In Your Closet
Sometimes I wake up and wonder, “Maybe I need more snapbacks in my life”, so I did some soul searchin’ and here’s what I came up with.
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