I don’t care that you think you shot me. Look at me, cadet. Take a deep whiff of me with your sight sponges. Do you see that I’m more greased up than a baking sheet full of Crisco? I’m caked in the goddamned stuff.
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Club Spotlight: The Vaping Dutchmen
in Hofstra
"Vaping gave me purpose.
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I Thought Ponyo Was Hentai, What Gives?
Wait, so who bangs the animated fish?
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I Tried DMT But I Wasn't Sure What Kind Of Sandwich That Was
In retrospect, I gotta say that my intentions, at least, were good. I had a good head on, had my hopes high and a chipper attitude about the whole thing. And honestly...
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A Woke Review: Hidden Fences Is Important
I stumbled upon this movie by wandering through my local refurbished neighborhood, hoping to find some cool new place to pretend I discovered..
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Despite All Odds, Hofstra Basketball
It prevails.
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Campus Profile: That Guy From Bits
in Hofstra
Students at Hofstra University see him almost every day, and while nobody is quite sure of his story, many have told him theirs.
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Local Student Praised On Presentation, Classmates Definitely Not Bitter
in Hofstra
Peters stole the show by including Word Art, seamless effects, and a “really cool” slide transition, according to sources.
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Your Horoscopes
Find your sign and feel my warm breath on your supple little neck sprouts!
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Party Blackout Allegedly Involved Alcohol-Induced Vomiting, Sbarro’s, And The Commuter Lounge Bathroom
Verbal evidence from my friends and some strangers seems to allegedly suggest that I vomited on a girl, rolled around in some beer, vomited again, and then passed out in the commuter lounge bathroom.
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