Articles

2019

Owning the Partisans from my Hot Air Balloon [on Issuu.com]

5 “Germs” That Definitely Can’t Kill Me [on Issuu.com]

2018

Counter-point: I Hate My Grandmother [on Issuu.com]

SHIT! My Dog's A Truck Now! [on Issuu.com]

NONSENSE HUMOR'S MOST WANTED (With Jesse Saunders) [on Issuu.com}

Turn On Your Location, You Coward [on Issuu.com]

2017

The Fascist Occupation of My Mother [on Issuu.com]

All Guns on Me Right Now [on Issuu.com]

Bloody Sundae: The Baskin Robbins Job [on Issuu.com]

Middle-Aged Sensation Shocks Muff-Diving World [on Issuu.com]

Public Safety: Miami Vice

The 5 Best Places In Kevin’s Beach House To Fuck Kevin’s Girlfriend

Ja Rule Excited To Finally Have Captive Audience

The Party Line: Delta Epsilon Delta 90s Night Thirsty Thursday Absolute Rager Keg-Fest 2017 [on Issuu.com] 

Weathered Old Man Who Lives By The Sea “Fucks Heavy” With Ghost In The Shell Remake

An Open Letter to The Loch Ness Monster [on Issuu.com]

Local Man's Lawn Two Whole Goddamn Inches Over HOA Regulations [on Issuu.com]

Local Student Praised On Presentation, Classmates Definitely Not Bitter

2016

Constantly Expanding? Five Tips for Halting the Terrifying March of Entropic Disorder in Your Universe [on Issuu.com]

The Clinton Presidency: A Two Year Retrospective [on Issuu.com]

Art

2018

Comic (With Sam Riebs) [On Issuu.com]

Comic (With Sam Riebs) P.2 [On Issuu.com]