Articles

2018

I Need a Big Pot [on Issuu.com]

Letters From Camp [on Issuu.com]

Hazing Rituals That Also Summon Demons [on Issuu.com]

Missing: One Grandpa/ Found: One Broken Heart [on Issuu.com]

2017

Dunkirk: A Review [on Issuu.com]

I Don't Know Where Milk Come From [on Issuu.com]

The 5 Virgos You'll Date in Post-Baccalaureate Pre-Medical School [on Issuu.com]

How To Poop at Work [on Issuu.com]

7 Clean Ways To Explain Sex To Your Handsome Son

Party Blackout Allegedly Involved Alcohol-Induced Vomiting, Sbarro's, and the Commuter Lounge Bathroom

This Year's Music Watch List! (Unless the Diseases Under Greenland Melt and Kill Us All) 

2016

Follow These 5 Easy Steps to Lasso the Moon for Your Lover

Are You Bigoted Enough To Run The Land Of The Free And The Home Of The Brave? [on Issuu.com]

Welcome Week Guide To A Stress-Free Perfect Move-In Day!

The Best Electronic Store In Your State To Hit Up This Summer!

I Hate America: My Completely Legal Immigration To Mexico [on Issuu.com]

Growing Up With Parents Who Are Together And Love Each Other Very Much [on Issuu.com]

Top 5 Butts of Renaissance Sculptures

 

2015

Hofstra Pride's First And Final Game

 

ART

2018

The Big 4 [on Issuu.com]

The Perfect Tractor [on Issuu.com]

Superbowl

Wireless Soap

Camp Memories [on Issuu.com]

Hot Singles In Your Area [on Issuu.com]

Rat With Surprise (With James Sweeney) [on Issuu.com]

Teen Witch or Stupid Bitch? (With Lizzie Frank) [on Issuu.com]

Xanax Ad [On Issuu.com]

2017

Get That Look [on Issuu.com]

Ducks (comic) [on Issuu.com]

2016

Comic (pg 5; "PC") [on Issuu.com]