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Hofstra University's Only Intentional Humor Magazine
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    • Eye Candy
    • Who We Are
    • Hot People
    • Articles
    • Our Dirty Past
    • Issues
    • Contact Us
  • Nonsense Humor Magazine
    • Volume 2 Issue 1 PlayBoy
    • Volume 2 Issue 2 The Nonsense Chronicle
    • Volume 2 Issue 3 A Creepy Night with Long Noodles
    • Volume 2 Issue 4 The Dark Web
  • Authors
    • Bruce Wayne
    • Ella Pistone
    • Michael Beck
    • Hajjah- Immanuel Aik
    • Lincoln Anniballi
    • Avery Dauer
    • Widney Borgella
    • Reagan Pearce
    • Toby Turner
    • Michael Seelig
    • Minta Sloan
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Hofstra Versus Zombies: Gun Control

November 18, 2015 in Hofstra, News, Self-Indulgent Jokes, Sports & Entertain...

We don’t mean to harass people who are happy doing what they do, but holy shit they have an office and we don't.

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Tags: Charles Bukkake, HvZ, Recreation
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The Gentrification of Estabrook

November 18, 2015 in Hofstra, News

Along with the 75 freshmen, the building is now home to four artisan coffee shops, 1 vegan cupcake place which is actually not that bad, a personalized day planner store, and either a slam poetry club or just a quad of very angsty roommates.

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Tags: Gentrification, Institutionalized Systems Of Oppression

Editorial: The Hofstra Issue

November 17, 2015 in Editorials

An editorial from the Hofstra Issue, by the then current Editors-in-Chief.

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The Hofstra Mini-Mall

November 16, 2015 in Hofstra, Recreation, Sports & Entertain...

Out of the ashes of Liberty and Republic halls comes something to further insulate this community.

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Tags: Mini-Mall
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Arm Public Safety: An Editorial

November 16, 2015 in Hofstra, LIfestyle, Recreation

Friendly neighborhood Public Safety Officer Steve Sourdough weighs in.

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Tags: Guns, Public Safety
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Point-Counterpoint: The Hofstra Hoverboards

November 16, 2015 in Hofstra, Recreation, Sports & Entertain...

When the Basketball team used their budget to buy hoverboards, we asked our Editors-in-Chief to weigh in.

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Tags: Hoverboards
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Local Bar Alone

November 15, 2015 in Hofstra, LIfestyle, Recreation

It's been 30 years since I graduated from Hofstra and I'm 52.

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Tags: Lifestyle, McHebe's, Meth
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My Spring Awakening

November 15, 2015 in LIfestyle, Recreation, Social Media

My search for a father pitched me a ball I never intended to catch.

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Tags: Grindr, Lifestyle
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Hofstra's 5 Hottest Cults

November 15, 2015 in Hofstra, Self-Indulgent Jokes

An excerpt from The Hofstra Issue.

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Tags: Cults, HvZ
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Hofstra Pride's First And Final Game

November 15, 2015 in Hofstra, Sports & Entertain...

An excerpt from The Hofstra Issue.

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Tags: Football, Institutionalized Systems Of Oppression
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