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Nonsense Humor Magazine

Hofstra University's Only Intentional Humor Magazine
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    • Eye Candy
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    • Hot People
    • Articles
    • Our Dirty Past
    • Issues
    • Contact Us
  • Nonsense Humor Magazine
    • Volume 2 Issue 1 PlayBoy
    • Volume 2 Issue 2 The Nonsense Chronicle
    • Volume 2 Issue 3 A Creepy Night with Long Noodles
    • Volume 2 Issue 4 The Dark Web
  • Authors
    • Bruce Wayne
    • Ella Pistone
    • Michael Beck
    • Hajjah- Immanuel Aik
    • Lincoln Anniballi
    • Avery Dauer
    • Widney Borgella
    • Reagan Pearce
    • Toby Turner
    • Michael Seelig
    • Minta Sloan
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6 Things You NEED To Stop Doing At Starbucks, According To An Employee

July 03, 2016 in Food, LIfestyle

Check yourself.

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Tags: Coffee, Employee, Lifestyle, Stop
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I Really Need Someone Who Is Reading This To Buy Me A Sink

July 01, 2016 in LIfestyle, Narrative

When you find one, send it my way.

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Tags: Lifestyle, Rusty Nail, Sink
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Dang! It's Racecar Superstar Sonny Gunderson At My Nephew Garret's 11th Birthday!

June 28, 2016 in Narrative

Holy smokes!

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Tags: birthday party, racecar, superstar
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10 Gifs That Perfectly Sum Up Whatever Trite Shit We Were Going To Write Anyway

June 07, 2016 in Shareable, Social Media, Sports & Entertain...

Fuck the introduction, let's just get to the gifs.

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Tags: gifs
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How To Pass Your Finals By Using Your Hands

May 12, 2016 in Hofstra, LIfestyle

This will be an informative and helpful step-by-step guide that will instruct you on how to pass your finals by utilizing your hands.

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Tags: finals, Lifestyle, professor, test
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An Open Letter To The People Of London

May 07, 2016 in History, Shareable, Social Topics

It’s time we all stop focusing on the negatives.

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Tags: "PC", Open Letter
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Editorial: The "PC" Issue

May 04, 2016 in Editorials

Wow it’s really fucking (cw: peanut allergy) n*ts that we’re at the point where we’re even writing this. When (cw: male comedian) M*tt, our head writer, came to us with this idea you better believe that we both said (cw: Satanism) “oh h*ll no” right out of the gate.

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Remembering Music Fest

May 04, 2016 in Hofstra, Recreation, Sports & Entertain..., Videos

By Zachary Johnson

Tags: Hofstra Music Fest
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Progress! Hofstra Announces Bathrooms Formerly Open To Anyone Now "Gender Inclusive"

May 04, 2016 in Hofstra, LIfestyle, News, Social Topics

“The truth is, you can be as gay as you want in these bathrooms."

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Tags: "PC", Charles Bukkake, Institutionalized Systems Of Oppression, Lifestyle
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We Gender Swapped These 6 Disney Characters and Wow!

May 02, 2016 in LIfestyle, Shareable, Social Topics

Wow! Incredible!

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Tags: "PC", Disney, Gender Swapped, Lifestyle
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