Articles

2017

A Battle of Whits: Mastering The Job Interview [on issuu.com]

Underpaid Student Employee Can't Wait To Starve Outside $30M Administrative Building

DIY Fashion Icon: Steven Bannon Debuts New Necklace of Tiny Animal Bones [on issuu.com]

Opinion: I Would Not Like To Be In A Place [on issuu.com]

Opinion: It Is Rude of You To Decline Me A Job Just Because I am A Horse [on issuu.com]

Report: Local Cockroach Living Under Your Bed Thinks You Should Stop Fucking So Loud

Do NOT Fuck These Bugs, Sebastian

Astrology Is Real: My Boyfriend’s Dick Looks Exactly Like The Sagittarius Bow

White House Janitor Tired Of Cleaning Dead Things Out Of Steve Bannon’s Office

Do Not Tell Me The Sky Is The Limit Because I Am An Astronaut

Am I Really Responsible For Murder If Simon Said So?

 

2016

Yes! Yes! Space Big! [on Issuu.com]

Crossword Puzzle [on Issuu.com]

Greek Life At Hofstra: How To Be Doing The Joining

Meet The Listicle Generator Who Wrote Hillary Clinton’s Chronicle Op-Ed

Hard Work Pays Off: Hofstra Secures Presidential Debate Without Taking Anyone's Life

6 Things You Need To Stop Doing At Starbucks, According To An Employee

10 Gifs That Perfectly Sum Up Whatever Trite Shit We Were Going To Write Anyway

Letter To The Editor (from The PC Police) [on Issuu.com]

Editorial: The “PC” Issue

Editorial: Nonsense 4 Kidz

"Money Is Tight" Says Administrator With Near Million Dollar Salary

Campus Douchebags Assemble To Protest Hoverboard Ban

 

2015

If Elected President, I Will Personally End All Memes

Student Body Lines Up Late At Night For Same Shitty Food They Can Get Tomorrow Morning

Editorial: The Renonaissance

Hofstra Adds "Cards Against Long Island" Jokes To List Of Achievements

Point-Counterpoint: The Hofstra Hoverboards

Unmasking Kate And Willie [on Issuu.com]

Editorial: The Hofstra Issue

Fall From Grace: The Tragic Plummet Of Icon Kermit The Frog [on Issuu.com]

My Spring Awakening

 

2014

Humans Of Hofchella [on Issuu.com]

Out Of Uranus [on Issuu.com]

SGA's Steps To Maintaining Professional Relationships With Clubs [on Issuu.com]

 

Videos

2016

5 Cool Fruits I Bet You Didn't Know About [Writing, Directing, Editing]

Nonsense At The Pride Expo [Writing, Directing, Editing]

The Making Of Fall Fest [Writing, Directing, Editing]

Nonsense At Fall Fest (Hofstra Presidential Debate 2016) [Writing, Directing, Editing]

Up Close And Personal With Jill Stein [Writing, Directing, Editing]

Remembering Music Fest [Writing, Directing, Editing]

 

Art

2017

Guy Who Always Wears Shorts Found Dead Behind Estabrook After So-Called “Blizzard”

White House Janitor Tired Of Cleaning Dead Things Out Of Steve Bannon’s Office

2016

Follow These 5 Easy Steps to Lasso the Moon for Your Lover

Six Things They Don’t Have In Space

Horoscopes By Hillary [Header Image]

Greek Life At Hofstra: How To Be Doing The Joining [Soup Image]

Meet The Listicle Generator Who Wrote Hillary Clinton’s Chronicle Op-Ed

Hofstra Adds “Cards Against Long Island” Jokes To List of Achievements [Card Examples]

The 12 Days of the 4th of July

Point-Counterpoint: The Hofstra Hoverboards