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Choose Your Own Fucking Adventure: Renonaissance RPG Edition
Good evening, and again, my darlings, welcome to another round of CHOOSE YOUR OWN FUCKING ADVENTURE, where, true to its name, every decision is made for you and you realize that we’re all WORM FOOD.
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Campus Douchebags Assemble To Protest Hoverboard Ban
The Hoverboard ban comes after an intense onslaught of Hoverboard-related injuries across campus, but according to reports the injuries aren't the only reason for the prohibition.
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If Elected President, I Will Personally End All Memes
If elected president by a large percentage of the population who I duped with my clever campaign ads, my first promise to the American people is that I will end all memes. For good.
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Diners, Drive-Ins, and Destiny: My Guy Fieri Fan Fiction
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Their plan: Bring award-winning father and food eater Guy Fieri to campus to put some of our top-flight eateries on an episode of his seminal investigative series Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives. My plan: turn this into the biggest story Hofstra had ever seen.
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Hofstra Versus Zombies: Gun Control
We don’t mean to harass people who are happy doing what they do, but holy shit they have an office and we don't.
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The Hofstra Mini-Mall
Out of the ashes of Liberty and Republic halls comes something to further insulate this community.
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Point-Counterpoint: The Hofstra Hoverboards
When the Basketball team used their budget to buy hoverboards, we asked our Editors-in-Chief to weigh in.
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Hofstra Pride's First And Final Game
An excerpt from The Hofstra Issue.
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