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Nonsense Humor Magazine

Hofstra University's Only Intentional Humor Magazine
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    • Eye Candy
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  • Nonsense Humor Magazine
    • Volume 2 Issue 1 PlayBoy
    • Volume 2 Issue 2 The Nonsense Chronicle
    • Volume 2 Issue 3 A Creepy Night with Long Noodles
    • Volume 2 Issue 4 The Dark Web
  • Authors
    • Bruce Wayne
    • Ella Pistone
    • Michael Beck
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    • Lincoln Anniballi
    • Avery Dauer
    • Widney Borgella
    • Reagan Pearce
    • Toby Turner
    • Michael Seelig
    • Minta Sloan

Search For The Hofstra Statue That Gives You Good Luck For Finals

May 16, 2017 in Hofstra, LIfestyle, Narrative
Search For The Hofstra Statue That Gives You Good Luck For Finals

I've heard tell, that somewhere on this campus you can find good luck.

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Tags: Finals, Luck, Hofstra, Dispair

I Am The Fire Marshal And I Will Shut Down Late Night Breakfast

May 15, 2017 in Hofstra, LIfestyle, Narrative
I Am The Fire Marshal And I Will Shut Down Late Night Breakfast

Don't think that I won't just because you want your so-called hash-browns.

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Tags: Fire, Late Night Breakfast, Safety
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5 Handshakes To Assert Your Dominance Over Mr. Tiny Hands

May 11, 2017 in LIfestyle, Listicle, Social Topics

These handshakes are sure to teach your coworkers an important lesson.

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Tags: Handshake, Punishment, Ralph
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Book Reviews For Wine Moms

May 11, 2017 in Art, Narrative, Recreation

Pour yourself a glass of that Franzia blush and buckle in, honey! Because this one’s going to be a doozie.

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7 Clean Ways To Explain Sex To Your Handsome Son

May 10, 2017 in LIfestyle, Listicle, Sex

When it's time to talk about the birds and the very handsome bees.

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Tags: Boy, Crotch Carrot, Handsome, Son
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Ja Rule Excited To Finally Have Captive Audience

April 30, 2017 in Adventure, News, Sports & Entertain...

Musical artist and TV Dad, Ja Rule, best known for his lead role in 2013 Christian drama film I’m in Love With a Church Girl and also getting cold-cocked by 50 Cent that one time, is back with a brand new business opportunity.

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Tags: Fyre Festival, Help, Music
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Underpaid Student Employee Can't Wait To Starve Outside $30M Administrative Building

April 26, 2017 in Food, Hofstra, News

"I'm so totally stoked!"

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Tags: Millions, Minimum Wage, Starving
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Aspiring Weed Vlogger, For the Life of Him, Cannot Find Tertiary Hobby To Base Channel On

April 20, 2017 in LIfestyle, Recreation

Or maybe he just thought it and forgot it again.

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Tags: 420, Blogger, Weed, Xhy Guy
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Science Proves There Are Always 420 People Smoking Weed Anywhere In The World At Any Point, And That’s WHY!

April 20, 2017 in LIfestyle, Recreation

The study, which received an unprecedented number of student volunteer responses, surveyed the habits of cannabis connoisseurs everywhere.

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Tags: 420, Funny Numbers, Weed
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"420 Blaze It," Says Burning Monk

April 20, 2017 in LIfestyle, Recreation

We were not told he would be setting himself on fire.

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