Articles
2019
My Two Terrifying Children Celebrate Easter
The Three Worst Valentine’s Dates
2018
Francis Trouble Rosewood, Private Investigator [on Issuu.com]
Wowing at Your HS Reunion [on Issuu.com]
What the Neighbors Don’t Need to Know [on Issuu.com]
Art Haus Holiday Flicks That Are Lost on An Average Audience
Giving These Bitch-Ass Kids Water
Faking Your Death For The Summer [on Issuu.com]
The Return Of Yog-Sosoth [on Issuu.com]
Visit Beautiful Japan! (No Weebs Tho) [on Issuu.com]
Trampoline Company Sued When Springs Break
I Drank a Whole Bottle of Scotch and Got My Ass Handed to Me by the Ghost of Saint Patrick
Three Masturbation Tricks to Try Before Your Roommate Gets Back from Her Date
The Newest Fall Trend: Denim ALL The Way Down
Finance Major Having Second Thoughts As Revolution Creeps Ever Closer