I had never understood what they meant by, “Read a different book!” until I found it… My new sacred scripture…
"Now that Mercury is out of retrograde, your toxically-narrow-and-passively -racist-notions-of-sexuality phase is behind you, and you can date this guy!"
We got the inside scoop on a few celeb get togethers. and you won't believe what they've done with a certain skateboarding hooligan.
Don't you wish you could use your pathetic hands to sew a new flag? Well too late sucker!
The Boys in Brown are back at it again, this time tearing it up in Miami!
Look, if I can take my CANNON-LIKE arms onto the beach, why not my other deadly weapons?