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Valentine's Day for The Single Gal

February 14, 2019 by Peter Soucy

Its that time of the year again. Yup! Valentine's day! But wait, uh oh spaghettios, it looks like you haven’t landed yourself a beu yet.

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February 14, 2019 /Peter Soucy

The Three Worst Valentine's Dates

February 14, 2019 by Robert Kinnaird

Trying to find a way to tell him he’s just not right for you? Don’t wanna do it yourself?

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February 14, 2019 /Robert Kinnaird

Art Haus Holiday Flicks That Are Lost on An Average Audience

December 25, 2018 by Peter Soucy

You think you understand film? Wrong. Moron. As a film and TV production major, I’m the only one who actually grasps the concept of art, cinema, and art. So why don’t we take a jaunt down memory lane and observe the bits of cinema history that make this snowy season what it is, and I can show you how little you truly know.

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December 25, 2018 /Peter Soucy

Giving These Bitch-Ass Kids Water

October 23, 2018 by Robert Kinnaird

If you’re not drinking plenty of fluids, you’ll never survive the rising sea levels or the xenophobia of a post 9/11 America. Or my ex-wife’s curse on this desert estate.

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October 23, 2018 /Robert Kinnaird

Man Pregames 12 Straight Hours, Dies

October 02, 2018 by Lizzie Frank

Kenny, if you can hear us from the great Bangerz in the sky, we’re pouring one out for you, bröther.

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October 02, 2018 /Lizzie Frank

Tips For Your First College Party

September 27, 2018 by William Faber

Please understand: the stakes are high.

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September 27, 2018 /William Faber

The Day After Labor Day

September 04, 2018 by Robert Kinnaird

It was fitting to be honest, on a day when the oppressed drink to celebrate, the oppressors drink to cope. That’s how, on Labor Day 2018, in the only town within a hundred miles that didn’t have a single citizen that followed him on twitter, Elon Musk and I ended up at the same bar.

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September 04, 2018 /Robert Kinnaird

March for Our Grades

May 16, 2018 by Robert Kinnaird

“The whole finals system is designed to hurt us, the hardworking students of America,” Griffin said. “I mean, it wouldn’t be as bad if I already had my grades up, but I took a two week sabbatical to relieve stress and try molly after my intro to ceramics midterm really harshed the semester’s mellow.”

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May 16, 2018 /Robert Kinnaird

Millions Preparing to Finally Be Disappointed by Infinity War

April 27, 2018 by Lizzie Frank

From what I’ve overheard while cleaning the men’s bathroom at 10am every Sunday morning, fans are dubious that Avengers: Infinity War will live up to the high expectations that tend to make all experiences much better.

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April 27, 2018 /Lizzie Frank

Intersectional Ghost Hunting and You

April 24, 2018 by Jesse Saunders

Let’s think about this long and hard, okay? We’re talking fat stacks, high stakes ghost hunting produced by the same people who are making the new Queer Eye reboot.

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April 24, 2018 /Jesse Saunders
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